Tuesday, October 20, 2009

HELLOHELLOO.

idk, i have nothing to do. which is another way of saying that i'm bored,
which i'm not.
Anyway, tomorrow i'm going out with some peeps to watch "cloudy with a chance of meatballs". :)
do you know i'm on a jonas brother exhibition, omg omg have you watched their new video on youtube?! :DDDD
It's catchy as shitt.
IDC IF YOU THINK THAT'S GAY. IT'S NOT. IT'S SOO NOT.
Anyway, you know what i want? CLEANCOLOURSSS.
Because they are so nice and they are usefull. :DDD
CLEAN COLOURS. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LOVIES!
HEEHEEHAHAHAHOOO.
Anyway, i'm reading "my sister's keeper" now. It's beautiful!
No seriously, i bought it at KINO, and the guy from the counter said we could get a free ticket for the movie.
But alas, only one ticket.
-.- you have to read the fine print, it says,

PASS VALID ONLY ON MONDAY AND WEDNESDAYS.
(not valid on public holidays or weekends)
GAHH. How can i find the time to catch it on a monday, or a tuesday, or let alone a wednesday. :/ INHUMANSSS.
Plus i have to watch it all by myself, only sadists or depressed people watch movies by themselves,
who am i to talk when i hardly go to cinemas. HAHAHA.
BUT AHH, I MUST FINISH THE BOOK WITHIN LIKE A FEW DAYS,
i will finish hp earlier than you severus!
HOOHOOOHOOO,
i shall okay. :D
Anyway, i think jay leno is on, on some channel? IDK, universal probably.
YAY FOR CHANNEL 99. :DD


Okay, i'm going,

byeee.
xxxxx

Sunday, September 13, 2009

I just fell down from a stoool. :PP

Damn painful,
i cant bend nowww.

LOL. XD
Anyway,
sho bored.
like, BOREDD.

BORED.
Studied, did this,
BORED,
gonna go and eat some milanos,
BORED,
why you doin this nerual.
BORED?

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Hey all, (: Had quite a bit of fun yesterday, had tuiton in the morning, till 12-ish (: Then, went to lunch at Sloan hotel with abo, uncle peng wee and guo wa. Was okay, then went straight to borders so corey could get me a belated b'day pressie. (: He got me some really nice diary thing, i'm writing in it now of course. And abo went to return a book she got me, -which i had- so she could replace it with another one. I got a really superb sarah dessen book hey! :D
Then, went to Ion orchard, it was uber crowded and chaotic. ): And i had to push my way through the crowd. :P We browsed at the food level first and then we just hung around. There were alot of levels, so we didnt bother. Ahahaha, then went to Aunty chiew yee's for the sleepover, cos daddy was in Burma. Had a nice dinner, played with the kiddies and slouched. (: After dinner was COOLIO, we were hanging about beside one of the windows. And suddenly, gorgeous fire works came into display, obviously from the N.E show. The view was okay. :/ Just that one huge tree was blocking our view. ): Sad urh.
Okay, so then more moping. Watched WIPE OUT on axn. (: Hillarious. And urh, showered and moped about SOMEMORE. It's seriously fun hey, wrote a little in the diary. (: Okay, so at about 10, everyone got settled on the couch, we watched "the Ramen girl". It wasnt a nice movie, and i winced a little at some parts. Really baaaad and boring, somewhat meaningless. :/
Hopped into bed then, i woke up at 9-nish today. I had brunch this morning instead of breakfast. :D Wonderful chicken rice, just hung around a bit, and then uncle steve had to send us back home cos ethan had some birthday party to attend. :/ Daddy came back at around 3 ish and urh, i went back to complete study. I studied for an immense one in half hours, NON STOP. Hahah, my ulcer was super distracting though! :(
Okay, well, i enjoyed my weekend i guess, not anymore i will. I think maybe i shall study somemore and go through STUPIDDD MT ORAL. D: Help me! It's tomorrow and the nerves are full on killing me, ah well. :/ Tahhh.
xxxxxxx

Friday, July 31, 2009

Ohmygosh! :(
i AM SO UBERLY SCARED ABOUT THE PRELIM ORAL'S NEXT WEEK. i REALLY NEED TO FIND TIME, to start preparing. I hope everyone does the same, HAHAHA. Post-exam preparations i mean.
Okay, so school today was okay. The last days of the week are always fine. Had chinese morning class for techically the 1st period. Was practically sleeping lah, :P Then followed by science, then chinese and then math. :D All pretty fun periods. (OO, err, chinese as well i suppose!)
Recess was painful. :P Not in the way. Queued for about 10 minutes for prata from the malay store. xP It was painful because i have a silly ulcer right at the corner of my lower lip. Sucks. Plus all that curry stung it bad. Okay, after recess, had english period. Did some Lc compre thing, apparently 2007's PSLE LC. Nerve racking. Hahha, Mathilda and i sneaked in our sweetend drinks into the classroom. Following that, we had cathegism. :D With my lovies! I cant believe becky's finishing the harry potter series lol. (: Maybe i'm jealous.HAHA.
Had to clear all the books and files under my table today. For prelim orals. 1.00 had chinese sup.
Tons of fun lah. Lao shi tested us oral and she actually smiled! :) Then she realeased us at 1.45. A bit of misunderstandings enfolded. But never mind. After break, had more oral. Then after a pep talk, she dismissed us. :D
Hahaha, but anyway, when we were in pairs for chinese oral, -Tifany and i- she asked me if she looked like a 16 year old. LOL. :D Do YOU think so? Haha, she said she'd be watching a nc16 movie. :D Let's see how it goes, okay, but anyway.
I. am. so scareeedd for oral.
Anyway, at 3.30 had tuiton till about 5.
I am beyond tired lah! So much studying today.
Okay, gotta run. Dinner calls.
xxxxxx

Monday, July 20, 2009

hey ho. (:



It's like 5.45 now. I'm like punched from school. ):
I still have hw heh! ):


IT'S ME BDAY SOOOON.

:DDD

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Hey guys

Just had a BBQ and all,

aunty chiew yee, uncle steve, marissa, uncle roy and his friends came.

Was ok lahs. :D

The food was really magnificent heh!
Thankies daddykinsz.

Urh, tmr theres no school cos of youth day so YAY. (:

I love marissaaaa! <3

cyas.
xxx

Saturday, July 4, 2009

I'm still stuck in this pile of hw weih! ):

Okay, so maybe i get drifted away, then start using the com.

But thats not the issue!
So much homework??




Gahh, urrrh, no.

I think i've been misunderstanding some issues,

yes i get distracted,

YES, THAT'S THE ISSUE. :DDD



I mean, it's cause i'm supposedly doing my hw in my play room,

and not in the study,

because the study is the room in the house with the most heat,

it BOILLS in there kan!

So, yeah. >:)

And yeah, obviously i'd get distracted there too, but thats not the case.

I study in that room, and no where else,

and i'm now i'm studying here,

I CANT DO IT.



I planned to finish the uhhh, english hw.

She gave us TONSS of worksheets lah. :P

The whole of w/s 7, and some other part 2 of some SA paper lah, whatever.

It seems to be like so little.

I only managed to complete the part 2 thing,

but then i start to use the com again. HAHAHA.

And it's coming to like 10 soon.

I started work at what? 8 plus. :)

Children, i am a bad example. :DDD





At the rate i'm going, i do NOT see sji in my future.

I'd better freaking buck upppp. (:



Oh, and ELIS u called this afternoon!
:DDD


Thankies for making me smile.

Your chipmunk voice and your tendency to be over the top. (:

HAHAHA. Love youu.





Okay, shall finish the hw.

ATLEAST, TRYYY. :D





seeyas.

xxxxx
Pooo-orrr little Ethan. ):
The poor boy has rashes!
Their pretty serious too! Like, small ones are ALLL over his face,
then he has big ones on his legs.

I cannot imagine the itch and pain. My hair stood when i saw them,
AIYYY.
Poor boyy.

Still so, SOOO much homework left to do.
Only managed to complete a chinese paper,
still have science, english and math to complete. :P
Aiyah.

OH and it's such a hot day today! I want to go swimming even though i suck at it. (:
Hahhaa,

poorrr baby ethan. :(
Ok,
well,

what do i do noww? >:)
(AUDREY, I MISS U TOO, SEEING U TMR YAAAY.)
HAHHA
byeees. <3

Friday, July 3, 2009

Hey peoplee. I'm back on holiday!
XDDD
Okay, so three days doesnt count. But 3 days is kindof like an escape for me,
from waking up earlyyy. ):
5.45 am ftw. D:

It's the youth day celebration on monday. Imma youth! Finally.
Ok.

But the teachers treat that extra day like an extra week.
I mean, in one day, you have 24 hours.
That treating the monday as if it has like 50 hrs!
WTF, with THAT amount of work. ):

Also, there is NO SCHOOL CLOSURE,
and supplemantary lessons resume on Tues. ):
I guess this week was kindof like an escape,
but aiy.
You dont get away with it, you just get lured back into study.
IT'S PSLE. What else is there to do?

Oh, and in E-learning, mrs choo gave us some quizzes. ):
Stupid.
And it's not like i can minimize it for a second and then do something else on the com,
because it has a fricking timer. :P
Boo you timer boooo youuu.

):
And it's not like i can get away by not doing it,
mrs choo will receive an email from asknlearn telling her who did and did NOT do the hw.
Aiyyy. I cant risk anything.
I dont like it when Mrs. choo gives us one of those pep talks on working hard,
it makes me feel saddd and guilty..):

Awh well,
gtg,
hw calls,

byeees<3

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Ok hello's,
i've been doing this aboriginal painting thing,
which i got inspired from the computer about,
sighs, like corey's school did it, so i wanted to try it out (:
I mean, he got a 7A for art, then maybe i can when i go there (: heehee.

It was supposed to be for daddy's father's day present,
i havent really been progessing well. ):
It's like so hard,
earlier this monday, daddy got me two medium sized canvases,
and some new arical paints, ok, however i spell it, idk.

It's like so annoying! I mean, i dont think i'm ready for something this advanced heh!
I got a brain block, and i originally printed out the aboriginal painting pieces from google,
i think i'm just copying them! ):
Sigh, i mean. COME ON. Stupid. I thought i had a bigger imagination, but i guess i dont.
Huhhhh, life's really the pits. I guess i dont want to screw anything up.
The canvas was really expensive!
Like i think maybe 29. something.
I mean, i dont want to screw my painting, if i screw up only slightly
i'll screw up EVERYTHING.
So i gave it up.

Hahaha, i'll strain my eyes, concentrating on something for wayyy too long.
Ok, so later i'm going to Aunty Chiew Yee's place for Kuching Laksa! (:
Will bring my camera(:
Yumyumyumyumyumyum

It's reallllyy good.

OK, i might stay over for the night as well. Let's see first. We're like leaving at 5 thirty.
Earlier, at around 2 something, we drove from the American club to send
Grandma and ethan to aunty chiew yee's place first.
Let ethan play with marissa, i think grandma's friend is there too.
Ethan's feet will be sore again hahaha. He'll be sitting on the couch the WHOLE MORNING TOMORROW(:
Hahahah.


Ok, shall go now.
Corey has the radio switched on downstairs. >:)
Music(:

See yous.
I will update on the crazeh unicorn blog tmr. (:

Friday, June 5, 2009

OHMYGOSH.
Ok so HEYHO.

I am so so effing tired kan! :`(
Just came back from Plaza singapura. My eyes are fricking drooping;

First, abo came to the house at around 10 to pick us up (grandma, ethan and i). Then we soon left, drove to her condo, parked her car at her car park.
And then walked to the MRT STATION oppostite her house. Lucky duck eh? So convienent lehs. But i was asking
WHY CANT WE JUST TAKE THE CAR TO PLAZA??!!

"Well, lets just give the mrt a shot. Excercise more ok Lauren?"

HOMYGOD.

The mrt station took like 5 years of renovation. But it was worth it alright.

Took the mrt all the way to Plaza then.
Walked a HELL LOT I TELL YOU.


We were supposed to go to Plaza for some dinosaur show thing. Exhibitation, or activity thing or something?

About dinosaurs and fossils. How boring! I'd rather shop or walk around, and because they have a golden village. I really wanted to watch "Night in the museum"
OK then, what else. The dinosaur thing started off with some guy on the stage asking questions about dinosaurs.
They gave us these booklet things, with facts about dinosaurs. GIVE AWAY I TELL YOU, all these little kids with their parents were crouched on the floor. And they helped flip through the booklet to get the answer for the question. Hell boring prizes i tell you.
But i still raised my hand though. So fricking easy. I was probably the oldest kid there.
The coool thing about the whole activity was that they had these huge replica's on dinosaurs. HUGE I TELL U.
And they move their heads and stuff.

Pretty scary.
Then there was show about the real facts of dinosaurs. Yawnyawn.

Ok, so i worked up an appetite. So then we were hunting for places to go to for lunch.

We heard there was some sakae sushi somewhere around.

So we walked and walked, took like idk how many escalators to diff floors.
We even asked the people at the counter where sakae sushi was. >_< id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">didnt know, so frankly, we were so pissed lah!!!!

But then we asked some other lady, and she told us the sakae sushi was OUTSIDE,

they have outside cafes in plaza too, so we were like NO WONDER.

It was next to TCC coffee she told us,

good directions ok.
The stupid people at the direction counter should have known.
I am going to sue them lah.


Went to sakae, stuffed my face.
Was so hungry ok. Walked around like soo-oo much, like was searching the place for more than 30 minutes. Thats how long it was right.

Had lunch, and then we had mcdonalds icecream. Shame shame.
The cheap yak 1 dollar ice cream ok.
Worth it.



THEN AFTER WE WALKED AROUND SOMEMORE AND SOMEMORE. Looked at the fish shop, because ethan was soo effing interested.


Went to take mrt back ,

it was a longlong LONG journey, longer than it was before we came.


Walked i dont how many flights of steps too.

Because ethan is such a wimp, he's like hell scared of escalators,
so like the whole time,
abo had to carry him all the way,
when he saw an escalator.
POOR ABO. ):

Daddy spoils him rotten.

Ok, so then we went to abo's place,
rested,
drank revolting
-
-
-

CARROT JUICE BABY!


Oh gosh, then had to be sent home ok.
Cause abo has stupid majong sometime later.

STUPID MAJONG, i couldve watched tv lah.

AIIYY, never mind.
I'm free the whole day now.

No tuiton whatsover. YIPPEE DOO DAA.


I feel like swimming,
but i feel like showering and getting clean.


OHMYGOD, the weather is so ridiculous.
Zapped all my energy ok.

Well,
gtg,
toodles.

xxxxx

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Heyy (:

Just came back from supplemantary classes, today it was math and STUPID ENGLISH. Not saying that english is stupid ok, Ms. lim makes life in the class room sooo effing scary lah.


When i woke up this morning, i felt so drowsy. HAHA. I was watching Jay Leno in daddy's room last night as well. But NOT THE FULL SHOWW. Like i said, whatever lah. Jay leno is coool. Wanda Sykes as well lah yo. (: So superdupergoddamnfunny kan.

Ok, so then i went to bed at around 11-ish. LOL. And today, i woke at 7. -.- Sounds early to YOU. But it's a hell lot better for me cos thats a 1 hr and 15 min diff for me to my usual wake up timing. LOL. I told you i suffer.

Had to wake up with corey, changed, ate breakfast and then out the door. (FTW, i brought the crumpler to school today! thanks daddyee!!!) ok, so daddy fetched me and corey at my school entrance. Corey walked ALLLL THE WAY from CHIJ to SJI. Thats like super far. But good boy lah. He didnt complain or anything. Oh and when i was walking up to the school side gate with C, i saw sa. YAYYY. So we walked together to our classrooms.

FTW, i wasnt to early! D: There were so many other people in the classroom, i probably reached the class room at like 8.50! 10 minutes to chatt. STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.

Ftw, today i brought the pig ipod speakers, ipod, phone and camera. KIll me lah! I dont care. I've always broken the general school rules anyway. But it's the freaking holidays man. No fun at all. PHOEY. HAHAH.


Ok, so anyway, it was math class first, we learned freaking pie charts! WOOHOO. Maths is getting soo interesting now lol. Not saying that to sound like a nerd. BUt honestly lah man. Recess was at around 10. So mrs. tan let us off.

Had recess with stephanie, mathilda, xy, eveleen, elis and sabrina. (:
I brought down my ipod speakers and my ipod. And then we were tuning onto "no boundaries" by kris allen. LOL. And "waking up in vegas" by KP. (: But then midway we got kindof worried. So i took them away incase any teacher appeared and conviscated my stuff.


I bought peach tea. STUPID PEACH TEA. Do you know if you drink it when it isnt cold, you get this FREAKING STOMACHACHE????!!! Why must the poka product be so cruel. Have to gulp it down when it's cold, the condensation literally melts after like 30 minutes. ARGGHHH. I AM NOT. A. FAST. DRINKER LAH KAN;

stupid~! The pain suddenly started during english class.

FTW, MS LIM'S ENGLISH CLASS WAS SO HECTIC. I WAS FURIOUS. STUPID WOMAN. Like i want to type down what she did to me (USS LITERALLY). Aiyah, she's waited hand and foot. Expects too much out of us lah.


School ended at 12.30. GOODGOODGOOD. I wanted to go home so badly, i was in desperate need of some comfort. Comfort meaning FOOD LAH.

BTW! I have tuiton today. PHHOOOOEEEY. A BIG LONG PHOOEEEEEY because i dont think i've finished her homework. AIYAH.






I'm telling you, i defenitely feel the heat.



Moving on to other terms,

i am re-reading "DRIFTWOOD" by cathy C! I want to re read ALL MY CATHY C BOOKS. (:

And then i want ot get "ginger snaps" or "sundae girl" OHGOSH. Their the lamest books ever but i suddenly got SOO HOOKED ONTO THEM.


It's a good good GOOD book i tell you.


I shall re watch sfah games from whose line now lol.


I DO NOT HOOK UH-UH-P.
Ok, if i want thrills, I'LL GET COFFEE KELLY LOL.


Ok, see you,
or i'll go HYPERR.
Maybe i shall eat first too,

I'M STARVED KAN.
I SHALL UPDATE ON THE CRAZEH-UNICORN ONE TMR THEN OK LOVES.

BYEEEE.

xxxxxx

Hellooo, yay for the 1ooth post btw! I never thought this blog would go this farrr. (: And it did lol

Ok, so heyyy ho.

today's a sunday, and as boring as sunday sounds for you,


it was OK-ISH FOR ME. (((:

SO, this morning, i awoke at around 9.10. CARE TO KNOW WHY I AWOKE AT FREAKING 9.10??


I felt this sharp pain from my nose, like wtf. THE NOSE,
WHAT THE NOSE. I had this stupid PIMPLE inside of it. Ok, as gross as it seems,

it's totally not gross, it just hurts and i youknow, even without STICKING MY FINGER UP MY NOSE (WHICH I NEVER DO FTW), i can feel the irritation. OH HOW I LONG TO STICK MY FINGER UP MY NOSE.


sigh. I felt really drowsy, cos i went to bed at around 12-ish cos i was up all night cos i was watching JAY LENO with corey and daddy. TILL 12 LOL.

But who cares???? Leno is the MAAN.

Then there was breakfast, these burnt crossiants with rubbery cheese that oozes out. Daddy claims that the crossiants were from this french bakery,


me: (raises eyebrows) french bakery huh? Where is it?

Daddy: NTUC.

me: (sighs, and giggles)
I giggled because daddy suddenly BURST out laughing, and i wanted to be appreciative. Cos, those crossiants, they WERE BURNT. But he made the effort to make them for us, (he stuffed the fetta cheese in it), so yeah.


Then, i walked over to ethan. He was being a lump and was sitting at the couch watching TV.
Aiyy, daddy said he got up in the morning, and wimpered because his foot was hurting, sore foot btw. disbelief, disbelief. But he really looked pained, so yeah...

a sore foot is a sore foot. His muscles probably got sprained from all the running he did at Marissa's b'day party thing yesterday. He went hyper ftw.

But what a lucky bitch lah! Sitting at the couch all morning. Watching TV. But daddy went to watch his NBA, so he told me to take care of him for a second. oh sure. We played sea creatures, and you know what??!! -.- Ethan was able to WALK over to his toy basket and get the toys. TSK TSK.

I DID NOT LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG FTW.

Ok, so then. Had to change, LOL. And do a bit of work. (well yeah), had some pasta for lunch. And then daddy slacked off and dissapeared, so i was free?
I like read alot today, stupid. Had to pack art bag, i was suppper relunctunt to go today, because it's the last session of the term. And we're still on chinese painting. LOLLLL.

So then, i continued to slack lah. Ok, ethan and daddy woke up from their nap. Ethan was in a GROGGY mood. ohmygod. He kept on whining. -.- AURGH.
SO i went to art class. STUPID.




And when i reached there, i realised "oh eff, we're doing chinese painting today, OHMYGOD, i didnt bring the rice paper."

Rice paper is chinese painting paper lah! Ok so,

turned out,

Audrey, some other people and i didnt bring the paper.
Like hell.

Our teacher wasnt MAD or anything. She sure didnt act pissed, she just laughed and told us to do push ups.

After she said that,

we were all like "what?!?"

teacher: "Yes, push ups ."
she really emphasised on the words PUSH UPS,

but she laughing hysterically though.

us: (stare back at her).
But she was generous and she made eye contact with audrey and was like "OK, fine then. Boys do 20, girls do 1o." i KNOW, this sounds genuinely crazy for a art teacher to say. But she was serious. And i didnt want to waste time, so i did it on the spot lol. Audrey was soooooooooo nervous (phoey!), so she went outside and i checked for her. Cos obviously you JUST CANT TRUST AUDREY. LOL.

then wa laah. Our teacher said we were going to do chinese caligraphy. YAWWWN.. It was so boring. But it was worth it cause mine turned out pretty good. LOL. Just kindof wet. :P

ftw,

daddy picked me up to go to aunty chiew yee's place,
it's an alternative week, when jo isnt home. I usually have dinner at aunty chiew yee's place.
SOOOO yeah. (:


I brought my camera for pictures, which was un nessasary, cause marissa hit the lenses, so i defenitely stopped lol. They obviously didnt want it either.


Ok,so i played catch with them to an extent till i couldnt breathe. LOL. They are soo energetic lah. Un believable because they are like so young.


Oh wait, thats normal lol.


Ok, so then it was dinner yay!!!

Had this HUGE PORTION OF FRIED RICE,
and then spaggeti. LOL,
and like two slices of garlic bread. I TOLD YOU, i stuff my face.
Mid way through dinner, i looked up and wanted to start a breif conversation.

Me: "Aunty chiew yee, you know i went swimming with ethan and all at serangoon gardens on fri, i couldnt swim!"
Aunty chiew y: "Really? Why not?"

Me: "well, i couldnt even kick my legs for the free style! Gosh, i'm so fat, i need to start watching my weight because i-"

Aunty cy: "Well, it's a matter of practise, you just havent been swimming for a long time, s'all."

ME: (coughs) seriously?~!

Hell,
(gets back to eating.)
aiyah! I dont give a freaking damn about that anymore. Just as long as i'm not getting fat.

Ok, so yeah. She's right, i HAVENT BEEN SWIMMING FOR CENTRIES LOL.
Then, had fruits and tao fu fa for dessert. HEAVEN LOL.

WAS SO-OO-OOOOO FULL LAH MAN.

Ok, i literally stuffed my face. So whats the problem. I felt worse after i return to home after a buffet.

Like, honestly. Maybe i gained weight cos of tonight.



Ok, so hung around and then went home.

I cant type any longer cos i got school supplementry tmr and it's already past 10 something.
I freaking need sleep if i need to concentrate for school.

Plus it's math and english tmr. Aiyah. MS LIM IS HELL I TELL YOU.

Whatevs.


Gotta run and get some sleep.
cya.

xxxxxxxx

Friday, May 29, 2009

Heeeeeyyyy. (:

Ok, so this evening, daddy, corey, ethan and i went to the seragoon gardens country club for a swim.
MAN, does it need renavation. Ok, so it does have renevation, but it's soo freaking un-nessasary and stupid. Corey, like told me that they put a karaoke room and stuff.

How wrong! LIke, all the apehs and amahs, and youknow, sexy caucasion people go there. LOL.

But uh, like all the old grandma's and grandpa's go there, to eat like dinner or something. And to do water aerobics and stuff lol. XD
And if they install this KARAOKE room, things will be soo screwed. And you know how usually teenagers cut time off their study, and they go to karaoke with their friends.
They'd show up and they'll be like -.-




hahahah. Ok, so anyhoo, we all went swimming,
and since i havent been swimming for,


a long,


LONG time. It was uh paticulary hard for me, OMEGAAA,

my thighs are so-oooo faaaat. D:
I'm like a big ballooned up fish in the water,
uhhh, torture. I MUST. SWIM. MORE. Or i'll be back to the doggy paddle. I mean, it was so-oooo hard for me to stay afloat, like kicking your legs in the water business and stuff WAS. HARD.


GAGGGGG, and uh,when you do the freestyle, you have to kick your legs right. UHH, no-noooo-ooo.
I AM REALLY BAD AT THIS i was thinking that the WHOLE time.

My dad obviously doesnt care about MY PHYSICAL EDUCATION.
But uh, we HARDLY go swimming anymore! And i'm losing my skills.
Corey managed fine cos well, he's finished his lessons.


AND I HAVENT..L.O.L.

Then it triggered to about 6 something,
and then we RUSHED HOME FOR DINNER.



LALALALA.

Moving on,
daddy got me some new clothes from this FRENCH shop today. IDK WHERE OR WHAT SHOP.
The packaging seemed fancy, but du-ohhh.

NO FRICKIN'' WAYY!!
My dad has the WORST FASHION SENSE EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.

He got me these weird BROWN AND WHITE TIGHTS. Which made me look like a gyspy or something.
And i mean, he told me it was a french shop, and OH I THOUGHT I WAS CONVINCED,

it got worse,
there was some gay green shirt, with butterflies on it,
something you can find in the kiddies selection at ISETAN or something right.

ONCE AGAIN.

FRENCH????!!! Like wth! How can they be so stupid! And french have freaking STYLE, and common sense to look soo soo dorky am i rightt???


He got me some other shirts, some of them were ok,
and two flimspy skirts, which daddy LOVED.

HE WAS LIKE ALL "Soo-oo sweet! Now you finally look like a girl!"

me-(flares nostrils).

"OK, UHM, FINETHEN. OH GOSHHH, i'm freaking boiling here, daddy! I'm going to have to take another shower, i-"

Daddy-" OH GOSH, JUST WEAR THE SKIRT."


GRRR.
And he's hard of hearing, i had to the clothes into the laundry to be washed,
so i went back to the toliet to get the skirt,
and he was like "LAURENNNN, SO YOU LIKE THE SKIRTS RIGHT?"

Lauren-"Yess daddy!"

Dad- "Lauren???!!"

Lauren- "YESS DADDY???!!!"

Daddy: "YOU LIKE THE SKIRTS RIGHT?!"

URGH.

Lauren: "YES daddy I LIKE THE SKIRTS."

But you cant like HATE ON HIM forever right? I mean, he actually had the nerve to get us nice clothes, from what he thought would be a GOOOD FRENCH CLOTHES SHOP.

And he bought me these jam tart things with yummy custard in em, from marks and spencer!!!
YAY.

I love those stuff. Good stuff.

Ok, well, gtg i guess!

FTW,
pandang cake is the addiction.

*********######$$$$$$


Peace. <3

see ya'llllll.

xxxx

Monday, May 25, 2009

Heeey.

ok. So today was pretty slack. Honestly,
AND it's kindof ridiculous cos it's not like PSLE is over,

YET.

But just cos the SA'S have been cleared up, they're treating it like it's no big deal.

Hahaha,
except for ms. lim.
She cares A HELL LOT. She's so scary, she made us dig up all our old english worksheets and file them.
All in which she wants to check by TOMORROW.
She asks for too much. Aiiiyyyy.


I think i shall be slaughtered tomorrow, but uhh, not literally.
Just kicked in the ass, HARD.


Bless my soul, dont take it away;


Hahaha,
we also had PE today,
ms leong FINALLY made a point to let us practise for our 5 items in napha.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME LADY.

Stephanie, Mathilda and i paired up and we acted like goofs.

I got 4 A's. :DDD
Excluding shuttle run cos the tennis nets were taking up our running space.
(:
Atleast i have SOMETHING to score an A in.


Okay, so then,

we had SOTA secondary school to come and give us a briefing about their facility.
Ho hum, i AM impressed, like i'D EVER BE, cos i didnt give two HOOTS about SOTA.

Honestly,

they were nice people, the breifers.

Nice, humble, good humor.

And uh, it IS an ARRTS school right? I dont think i excell perfectly in that area, but i'm still wondering.


Oh, and i had my hopes up,
but then they told me the only way to apply was by DSA.

direct school admission.
AND THATS WHEN I FLIPPED.
And so, cos arts is my only hope,
i asked what would you have to present during the audition,
they replied


"you have to be bring 8 art pieces you have done in the past 3 years and give us a detailed summary about them".

Ohhhh, hiddy ho hum!!

Like, how am i supposed to do THAT?
i DO HAVE MY NAPHA ART PIECES THOUGH,

but i have no idea where my port folio is,
and if i DO HAPPEN to find it,
the art pieces inside are NOTHING on what they want.
Really rushed and all.
And it's not even advanced standard, just kiddy paintings and all that other stuff.


I have NO TALENT whatsover.

(:
But, you know, your not going to get ANYWHERE without trying,


so,
i'm helped myself to the flyer which stated the date of SOTA'S open house.

(:

idk why! But honestly, i need to apply to SOME SCHOOl, one way or another.





Oh, and we skipped math period cause of the briefing.


-
-
-
More chinese and english classses,
recess,



and then it was supplementry,
english sub first,

she let us off for an early lunch,
at around 1.30?
Till 2.15,
we had a gooood long lunch break,

ok,
so anyhoo,
stephanie, sabrina, mathilda and i have decided maybe we could catch a movie during the hols.
But since everyone is either held up at tuiton or activities, like prefect duty (for mathilda) and ballet and dance (for stephanie),
all hunched together and decided maybe we could go this week , probably thursday, cause we're all free at that paticular afternoon.


okay, so the movie is

either "monsters vs aliens" or "night in the museum 2"

It's a bother cos the two movies sound awesome,
and they both HAVE TO be out at the same time,

we're still thinking about it,

so we dont know about the timing, date OR WHAT MOVIE,

lol.
But the first resort for place was Lido.
So, lido lah.
OK.

It's also good, cause maybe we could walk around wheelock place and go to borders after the movie.
But idk cause i have tuiton that day, and if i imform daddy, he might say yes,
and i'd have to postphone tuiton.
Pau choo will NOT BE HAPPY.
she says PSLE IS STILL not over yet, and we have no time to play and dilly dally.
PFFT.

So i dont know.

But all i can sure of is,
is that,
i know i'm hanging with the right people
defenitely,
not saying that i'm against the other side of the class,
but i wont change when i hang with stephanie, mathilda, sabrina and all.


I can trust them that they wont influence me BADLY, and totally just change my way of seeing things,



I dont know what i'm talking about. ZZZ.



OK,
gotta go do homework now.

bye hons.
xxx.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Lol. Today was funny. :DDD



Uhh, we were playing the radio and me and corey put it on surrond sound.
And an MGMT song played,

corey was shocked
so he pretended he had a seizure. Or like a nervous breakdown or something lol.

And then we pretended like we were fran and sylvia from the nanny.

So i gave corey "medicine"
LOL, which was supposedly supposed to be chocolate syrup.LOL.
It was like an act ok!
but no one was watching, but me and corey kept on going with the flow.



quickly got that chocolate syrup,
and when i was pouring the chocolate syrup on the spoon,
some went on my demin cut offs and on corey's hand,

luckily he wasnt mad,
he swallowed it,
and then he took the chocolate syrup bottle in his hands,

wiped his hand with tissue,
and then he was like,



"wait, this is expired!!"
HAHAHA,



So we were frantic and i was pretty much laughing my ass off,

we consulted jo and asked her whether corey could get FOOD POISONING or something,
i mean, he swallowed only like half a mouthfulll,
which is pathethic!
But you never know,


worst still, it said it just got expired,


may 2009.

And were like -.-

hahah,
i shot up and suggested that maybe it could only expire at the END OF THE MONTH,
lol.

bUT COREY SAID IT TASTED FINE,
so we just went "ok, we'll see then. :)"

-
SO SORRY BRO.
I'll pay for your medical bills, i hope this chocolate syrup incident isnt as bad as the ROJAK AND roti prata one. LOl.


But when the chocolate syrup spilled on my cut offs,

and as much as i wiped it with tissue and wet paper napkins and even towels.

The effing smell wont go.


Ah well,
atleast it's chocolate,
i always get a wiff of chocolate now and then. :DD

Well,
expired chocolate.

HAHAHA,

BYEEEE.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Oh help this little girl, let the pain stop;





Fcuck, no one's computer's are working, daddy's computer mouse is being deliberately mean to me. His computer got hung too, which is sooooo annoyingg!



And my computer's hard ware disc seemed to have gone corupted. -.-

And the computer guy (uncle eng) still hasnt come yettt. Like, wtf.



I have pictures TOTALLY OVER DUE for my present blog.



I just decided to blog here. IDK.

And ohmygodddd, corey's computer is so fucking annoying! His keyboard keys are so close to eachother, i keep on accidently jamming my fat fingers on like 3 letters at a time.





His DAMN keyboard.
-


UNCLE ENG JUST LEFT.

:(((



He said my computer HAS GOT CORRUPTED, but some viruss.
FUCKKKK.

I was like "ookkk, :), well, i hope we can do something to fix it."

Uncle eng: "umm, well, lets hope so."

Lauren: "IS something wrong?"

Uncle eng: "Well, if it does not happen to start booting up, all your documents will be deleted.., all the programs too."


GULP.

At one stage, i only thought it be like, internet explorer, microsoft word, blabla.

But i must not have been paying attention,


cos of the word,


documents.
THAT FUCKING INCLUDES ALL MY PHOTOS. :((((







ALL OF THEM.

I might never ever see them again!!
care to know why?

I know i can just simply download them again,
but then it struck me,


"I'VE FUCKING DELETED 60% OF THEM!"

Like, some of them are on the blog,
thank goodness the mrs choo ones,


but some others,
are NOT ON FACEBOOK,


AND ARE NOT ON ANY ONE OF MY BLOGS.




-
-

Oh, and the design of my whole desk causes the my computer software to NOT GET ENOUGH
AIR VENTILATION.


FCUK!!



Thats why my computer ALWAYS HAS ISSUES.



Well, i dont know why i'm acting so cool,
not like hyperish,


uncle eng set up this additional checking and recovery thing which will clarify whether my computer will
survive.

And so my photo's will stay,
:((





67% of it is completed.


fuck.

bye.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Do you think Adam lambert did well tonight???? OOk, he did pretty good,
but kris's "Aint no sunshine" was priceless! <3
American idol's going to end tmr eh!
Make the best use of tmr's ep too ok?
Much appreciated hons. :)
I'm using the com, watching whose line,
how i wish i could switch on the aircon!!
it's burning, and to make it more gross, i'm wearing my pj's.
-
Corey just came into my room, i backed off aggressively.
Like, i literally SHOUTED AT HIM, i just dont know eh.
cause he asked me how long i was using the computer in that oh so annoying tone,
and then i went bersek!
So agressivee. >:(
Ok, thats what HE SAYS,
and ok, i admit, i was kindof a bitch. :P
I was mean to corey!!
I just kindof feel tired, dont blame me,
but nontheless,
corey, i'm sorryyy.
:P
Waa.
-
todays update was that tuiton was a drag!!
1 hr session whoo.
:DDDDDDDD
1 hour sessions are the greatest, then i slacked and slacked,
and slacked somemore, and had homemade pizza for dinner. smack.
Ohh, and i was supposedly supposed to play with ethan!
But i didnt, hardyhaha.
I'm so mean, i'll kiss him goodnight now.
-
Okk, just wished ethan goodnight,he was super tired.
Cos he had a full day today,
poor babyyy.
:DD
Oh, and guess who doesnt have to drink milk b4 bed time???
My growing boy! But he's 4 already, and he should have stopped a lil earlier.
-
i FEEL KINDOF PISSED TOO,
well, be'cos there would normally be a bottle of water in daddy's room,
and powdered milk, hot water ectc.
Because like incase ethan suddenly WAKES Up in the middle of the night,
and needs comfort and something to help him sleep again,
so like,
like i said earlier,
NO MORE MILK,
no more waterr.
I know that doesnt make any sense,
but whenever i feel thirsty and when i'm in desperate need of hydration,
i can just go to daddy's room and gulp down GALLONS OF WATERR. :D
But now i cant,
oh vell.
Might as well go to bed, i am tired TOO you know.
I'm also going to read my book,
borrowed book from american club,
something callled "two*way street"..
---
well, goodnight hunss!
Watch american idol yeahhuh?
loves.
xxx
Love isnt meant to last forever.



Your meant to let the momment last,


it can last as long as you want.
Just as long as you want it to exsist.
Cheng lao shi didnt come today, OMG RIGHT??????

Hahah, she's on some stupid course, which limits the amount of time we have till prelims, so that lessens our pile of hw. ahaha.
checked MT papers, got fricking 49.5 over 90!!!!

Such a fricking accomplishment.
Daddy was so effin proud when i told him over the phone so he was like
OK, you can have a break tonight and watch idol!!


AND I'M LIKE YAYAYAYAYA. :DDDDDD

I am so screwed laah.
Oh and i am waiting for serene to come for tuiton,
fucking comelaahstupidwomaan!!!
Already 3.40 lor, supposed to come at around 3 right????

She told me on sat that she'd come at 2.30, then today she told me on the last fricking minute!

Super last minute kan? I like didnt take the normal bus home today, i took the one which would send me home first . Uncle toh's bus i presume.
So i didnt take the bus with Is and Sherilyn.

LOL.
Not that i'm pissed with this, cause i'm kindof pissed with them now lol.


LOL.
I am rooting for adam lambert 2nite, you'd better too yeahhonsss???


Please say yes yeah, much appreciated sweethearts!
I dont like him or anything! Just that it's obvious whose going to win now.

Ok, shall watch somemore whose line on utube now, since i'm FRICKIN' having my BIGGG break.
Till tuiton comes...

Cos todayes chinese tution, AH CHICKACHICKACHICKAAA.'


Oh, and 2day in school, ARIELLE LOW JIA YUN coincidently got called up by mrs. bheem
to answer a question about founders day issues.
So normal, happens every year, about blessed nicholas barre, our founder?

I screamed lika mad lady -.-
SO she got the answer correct , like what else is there to do?
Mrs.bheem: AND THAT ANSWER IS CORRECTT!!
(whole [p6 level screams hysterically, those including mee!!!)


Mrs bheem asked arielle for her name, and
she was shivering like MAD, like shaking nervously,

so mrs bheem was like "Oh, arielle so nervous ah!"

And LOL. XD
I was like
"NO SHE'S NOTT"

Sounded super faint, but it could be heard. LOL.
Voice hurtsss right nowww.

My voice cracked and stung when i sipped apple juicee for lunch lorr.
OWWWW.

Hahaha, and then tmr Ms. choy said that p6 hono is performing at the wayyang place, wtf.
B4 WE EAT.

So i was like "HEY. atleast let is have some nutrition b4 we play laah. -.-"

PLAYING RECORDER EH.
I dun even noe the songgg. LOL.
I have the score sheet and the instrument, but i DONT have the rememberanceee.


OH eff rite?



Yah,
ok serene's car has officially parked outside my house.

DAMN.
Ok, bye.
Wish me luck ah hons!!


xxxxxx




Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Daddy is outt!



homework is done.

I am free.


I feel insecure. :/


Cheng lao shi didnt come to school today, so,
not much of a difference,

cuz only 2 periods,
was checking papers over that period of time, lol.


But tmr idk. :(



Uhhh,

tuiton was ok thanks.

:pp


lostt la man.
OK, fighting spiders is on,
supposedly supposed to watch it lol.



HAHHAHA


SUPPOSEDLY,

Not like i want to, but mrs. choo said it'll help in values lesson?
Like, explaining HER CHILDREN HOOD.


WAAAY BACK IN THE 6O'S LOLLLL. :P




Ok, but it's kindof sick.
like, its only called fighting spiders cuz of the 1st ep,
when me and daddy ATTEMPTED TO WATCH IT,
it was going well at first,
like the boys meet then they get into street fights and all,


and then this random malay guy is telling them about this king spider.
Wow.
so me and daddy went like 0.0

"uhhh, let's watch golf then.."
Cause it got all weird and out of point,

and it became a waste of time,


i missed serveral eps lol.

Hahaa, the show's supposed to be about rape issues and all that stufff. :P

Like grossssss. XD

dont like it.


ok, i havetogonow.





idontknowwhhyyyy. :D
But sometimes blogging gets kindof out of hand, you need to just


VANISH.


And then wander off and waste time, but.


THATS THE POINT.


Ok,

seeyou.




bye.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Okay so just because the swine flu's on a YELLOW alert DOESNT MEAN IT'S THE END OF THE SWINE FLU.

it could get higher, you like never know!


But today it was weird cause there wasnt any temperature taking! :x
I was really sad cause temperature taking purposely takes a few minutes of the lesson. :D
wahhahah.

But it's the yellow alert, its not as serious. Like i said.

SO, anyway, went up to class this morning,
my conversation with mrs. choo last monday went like this

Lauren: Mrs choo? How long will we be going up to class for assembly?
Mrs. choo: Oh, when swine flu is cleared from all the country's dear.

Lauren: (raises eyebrows), Ohhh, that will take a long time....

(stephanie laughs) :D

So, as long as the whole world is still techically hit by the swine flu, i will stay happy. LOL.

Ok,
so class was boring. When i was still in class, i did my social studies homework, lol.
Soo'kay,
First period was PE.
FINALLY MATHILDA RAN HER 8 ROUNDS (laughs evily)
So i recorded her timing, and she got a C. -.-

But she tried. So whatev.

Uhh, then it was music.
Hand chimes.

Uh, then english.
-.-

CHINESEE. D:
Hahaha, when we were waiting for her to come in, me and mathilda ran to the toliets to change!
Hahaha, our teacher's VERY SLOW.


Ok, then it was MATH. <3
LOVESSSS.

Love mrs tan! <3


Uh, then mrs choo took us in for ss.
So we had science class,
but it was different this time, cause all the foundation classes and my own class were squeezing in the science lab.
It was actually also sad because this was the first time mrs. choo raised her voice at all of us cause we were making too much noise. :(
It felt horrible.
So whatever,
We were using something called a DATALOGGER.
It's like some sortof device that can record rates of temperature and light and stuff.
It's hell cool. :D
So anyway, we teamed up to do it.
Me and xy were fiddling with it. Lol.

Then we had to go to the parade square to test like rate of LIGHT,
cause of the sun, and it was the best area in the school.
But uh me and xy were fiddling with the TILES OF THE FLOOR,
and pretending to do indian dancing. D:
zomg.



LEARNED SOME ROCKING STUFF,

Uhh, then after science, from 1.oo to 1.45,
went for math supplementry,
then had lunch,

then science supplementry from 2.15 till 3.



OKAY, THEN WHEN I CAME HOME, HAD TUITON, BLABLAAAAABLAAA.


And you know.
american idol.

I'm rushing not because i need to do something urgently, but it's cause the sound
of the key board that i'm making is real loud,




and ta bao and uncle peng kong are here,
so i feels like their watching me you know. >.<
Damn scary siao.

OKAY, GOTTA CHANGE.
BYEE.
LOVES. <3

Monday, May 4, 2009

Pain has reduced,
plame isnt weally thereee.

Nose isnt exactly runninggg.

Ok, everythings fine.


I am really sad now cause,
1. swine flu outbreak is killing people
2. swine flu is SPREADING.
and 3,

THERES SUCH THING AS SWINE FLU.

I mean, can you freaking believe it?
This ZHU FLUU is killing people! Poor innocent mexicans.

Singapore is NOW ON AN ORANGE ALERT.
Ohmygod, if we dont find a cure soon,
it be like the SARS OUTBREAK. :(
That is soo shitty!

I mean,
imagine me getting hit by it!

Or any one of my friends or family members,
so sad siao.


:P
SWINE FLU SUCKS EGGS.

Ok, chang teng taste in my mouth is still staying.
:P
two bad things now.
heys,
remember i told you about that plame i had?
I still have it. -.-
But, uh.

Ta bo and uncle peng kong were really out of my mind GENEROUS

And they poured me some chang teng for me to drink.
"It reduces the pain and irritation"

-me: (hestintantly takes the cup, feels it), bu-ut it's hot!
-Corey: Oh, it's okay, it just feels hot, but it's drinkable, it's warm actually.
(WINCES).
Ok, idk whether you know, but i absolutely HATEHATEHATE chang teng!!!
It has that weird mecidine edge to it!!
Well,

ok.
It's techically medicine but like
WHO LIKES MEDICINE?
I mean, it's NOT bitter, but it's gross.


:(((((
Chang teng is the shittt.
Ohmygod.
Hahaha.

I am doing my homework like a goodgood girl.
Heck. :D


I am not happy for school~
I dont weally know how to do the math homework.
praying that mrs. tan doesnt come tmr horr.


CHANG TENG. BLEUGH.
Check SpellingOkay so school today was like fun.
B'coz Mrs tan didnt come, and i was so. so. happy. :D
no math period.

:D
But anyway, it was raining this morning, and it was A MONDAY,
so go up to class.
Cause thats the rule. :D
If it's a rainy monday morning, you go up to class, and do assembly there!
So, ok.
Got that whole thing, met up with eveleen then went with her to class.
It was about 7.00 a.m.
So little pppl in the class, so akward.
The only people in were Cheryl and Rachel.
But it was so early, and i was like what do you expect?
Ok, so after everyone settled in and all.
Mrs. choo came in, and she was so la di daa.
Took temperature cuz of the ZHUUUU FLUUU.
And then, did science cause mrs choo's lesson is the first period.
Such a nice morning! We should stick to this routine.

Then, after that,
was math right?
No math period, so i Mrs. tan assigned work la.
Must do.

Okay, so after the work, i still had about 45 minutes left on the clock,
so i sat with mathilda and sang some songs. ;P
From her lyrics book, so we were like laughing and singing demi lovato songs,
"dont forget" specially. :D

Uh, and other people like nickle back, lily allen and uhh,
david archuleta, mega gross. But part of the whole idea,
:D
i sounded like so damn funny cause i had this sore throat,
out of tune.
:P

Baha,
then it was PE.
Ms. Leong was very mad at us majority of us didnt bring the planner down, to record
napha practise timings,
then she gave us this lecture about us wasting time,
so in the midst of her scolding,
i looked at the basket OF

skipping ropes
SHE HAD IN THE CORNER.
I was like wtf, cause i suck at skipping.
I used to be good,
but my legs are so fat, cant lift em up, :P
Stephanie was like "i love skipping!"
and i was in a really groggy state, so i went "uhhhh."
And then,
Ms. Leong was like "i want all of you to do 100 sets of skipping".
I didnt hear that right,
in actual fact i was supposed to be,
"I want all of you to do 200 SETS OF SKIPPPING'.
>.<
Thats like 200 times!!!

I was like wtf, but stephanie was like yay.
SO, yeah, paiseh.
I did the skipping, but remember i told you i had this sore throat,
more like plame?
It was hard. -.-


Okay, then, it was english,
ms. lim is stupid cause she forgot the spelling words she was supposed to give us, -.-
not saying i blame her,
spelling is getting harder and harder and harder.
ok, 10.30 was recess.
I seriously am NEVER going to buy from the malay store EVER.
:P
It's such slow service.
But it was goodgoodGOOD prata, so whatev.
but it was stinking hott.
And i took take away, so i was like "OWOWOWOWOW!!!"

Then chinese,
went through lian xi yi">.<
Think i failed,
THEN TOOK ANOTHER TEMPERATURE TAKING. ;D
dismissed.
:P

Uh, next period was english, but uhh,
all the teachers went to some meeting,
SO I MISSED 2 PERIODS TODAY.
YAY. :D
did assigned work and talked to steph.
:P


Then, dismissal procedure.
And then it was HOMEEEE. ;D
WATCHED ELLEN,
showered,
and then im here.
I must do homework now, or i'll die.
see you. <3